svviffer:

yourtubes:

what if your penis could talk

it would probably be a dick all the time

(via forever-in-dark-paradise)

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

(via inthiscrazyylife)

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

(via inthiscrazyylife)

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

(via inthiscrazyylife)